Hoomans are Weird

So I didn't get a chance to write anything last week because it was March Break.  I don't know what it was breaking from but whatever.  Mommy went away too and I had to depend on Donnie and Molly to walk me.  Our walks aren't walks, they are let's take Loki to the side of the house so he can pee breaks.  I don't get to run or play.  I missed my mommy.  Next thing I know, mommy comes home smelling like another dog . She cheated on me with someone called Q.  It's ok though because I made her smell like me again and she told me that I was her favorite.  Mommy also hurt herself.  Her back is in horrible shape.  She walked me this morning for the first time in while.  I was nice and I  didn't pull.  It was busy out today.  The big ducks that mommy calls geese were shouting at one another.  Enough to give anyone a headache.  There's been another development at home.  I'm afraid it's not good news either.  There's a red dot that keeps showing up and going away.  I chase it as fast as I can.  It has no scent and makes no noise and I try to protect my hoomans from it and they just laugh and laugh.  Sometimes I think they are truly insane.  This isn't a laughing matter.  It's dangerous.  I will keep my guard up though because I love my family.  We seem to have adopted another family member.  Another girl Hooman named Klaire.  I love Klaire.  She's nice and gentle and tells me she loves me.  I'm not sure but I think she belongs to Donnie.  They are always smooshing their faces together.  Well that's it for now.  I need my beauty nap so I am handsome when Molly gets home.  Ttfn!