Hoomans are Weird

So I didn't get a chance to write anything last week because it was March Break.  I don't know what it was breaking from but whatever.  Mommy went away too and I had to depend on Donnie and Molly to walk me.  Our walks aren't walks, they are let's take Loki to the side of the house so he can pee breaks.  I don't get to run or play.  I missed my mommy.  Next thing I know, mommy comes home smelling like another dog . She cheated on me with someone called Q.  It's ok though because I made her smell like me again and she told me that I was her favorite.  Mommy also hurt herself.  Her back is in horrible shape.  She walked me this morning for the first time in while.  I was nice and I  didn't pull.  It was busy out today.  The big ducks that mommy calls geese were shouting at one another.  Enough to give anyone a headache.  There's been another development at home.  I'm afraid it's not good news either.  There's a red dot that keeps showing up and going away.  I chase it as fast as I can.  It has no scent and makes no noise and I try to protect my hoomans from it and they just laugh and laugh.  Sometimes I think they are truly insane.  This isn't a laughing matter.  It's dangerous.  I will keep my guard up though because I love my family.  We seem to have adopted another family member.  Another girl Hooman named Klaire.  I love Klaire.  She's nice and gentle and tells me she loves me.  I'm not sure but I think she belongs to Donnie.  They are always smooshing their faces together.  Well that's it for now.  I need my beauty nap so I am handsome when Molly gets home.  Ttfn!

My Second Entry

Hello again.
So after my nap I went for a walk with Donnie. When I got home Molly was back from that place she goes to everyday I don't really know where she goes all I know is she always comes home and calls me handsome. When mommy got home she surprised me with a new leash! I broke my pretty red leash trying to talk to a running hoomans. Now everyone will see me! Now I'm cuddled up to Molly's feet to take a nap. I'll speak to you guys later  bye for now
Love loki

My First Post

Hi, my name is Loki.  I am a 2 year old Golden Lab with deep brown eyes.  I have been with my forever family for 5 months now.  My family has 4 hoomans in it.  There is my mommy, daddy, Molly and Donnie.  They have never been trained before and this is causing me a bit of frustration.  Mommy is the easiest to train so far.  I have trained her to walk me every 4 hours.  If she forgets, I go to her and stare at her until she says "ok, ok, let's go for a walk".  We live near a beautiful forest with a river.  I take mommy on a path that winds near the river.  There are so many things to hunt here.  There are a family of deer, geese and ducks as well as I've had a run in with a skunk or two.  There are many other hoomans who use this path.  A lot of them run by and when I chase them and try to talk to them, they get mad at mommy and say angry things at her.  I don't understand what they are saying but at the end of the end of the commotion, mommy puts my beautiful red leash on me all the while mumbling something about me getting exercise.  She usually lets me off my leash deep in the forest so that I can hunt for my food.  This is proving very frustrating because before I can catch anything, she calls my name and if I don't come right away she gets a bit hysterical.  Typical mommy from what I've heard.  More training is needed for all of them which I'm sure will be interesting and frustrating for all of us.  I am sleepy after this morning's walk so this will be the end of my first entry.  I am posting an adorable picture of myself and something my hoomans gave me called a "monkey".  Ttfn!